Sunday, August 24, 2008

Inquiring mind

(Backrub Converstion)

G-Why were Grandma and Grandpa 1 year old, 102 years ago?
Me-They weren't even born 102 years ago.
G-Well, how old are they then?
Me-Grandma is 59 and Grandpa is 62.
G-Well, why were they one year old 58 and 61 years ago?
Me-That's the way time works.
G (without even the slightest hesitation for transition to a new topic)- I want a wife when I grow up. And I want a wife who wants kids.
Me- That sounds good.
G- Will I have to kiss my wife?
Me-You will probably want to.
G- Why?

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